i-a-airbud:

Every time i spell ‘teh” instead of “the”

I make a face as if I was told the most revolting thing ever told and have a wave of self loathing wash over me.

(via averysmuttyprince)

(Source: spitecho, via golbatt)

gaysuperheroes:

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

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doctoroftime:

my dad is a precious muffin

i’m proud that he tried.

(via spiritofthakandy)

All along the western front
People line up to receive.
She got the power in her hand
To shock you like you won’t believe.
Saw her in the amazon
With the voltage running through her skin
Standing there with nothing on
She gonna teach me how to swim

Electric Feel by MGMT

I was listening to it in the car and I thought WOW FEF SONG??? So I did the art thing.

Bed time now, nighties!

bardofrage:

wow gross

(via imustbecomemeguca)

spiritofthakandy:

sillysayings:

spiritofthakandy replied to your post: Okay I went through 30+ pages of my dash, that’s…

eeeeeeeee,! so cute! AND I’M SO EXCITED OMG. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO. I. SHOULD. BE ABLE. IT’S LIKE. 50/50 CHANCE. BUT I THINK I’LL BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. sorry for the caps.

I LIVE IN CAPS IT’S OKAY

BUT YES

GOOD

50/50 IS BETTER THAN 0

BY LIKE A LOT

ALSO BY 50%

#BUT WHAT IF I KIDNAP YOU THEN 100% RIGHT?

ABSOLUTELY.

BUT THEN. PEOPLE WOULD GET WORRIED AND MIGHT CALL DA POPO

SO I DON’T THINK THAT’S AN OPTION

JUST IN CASE I DO GO. WHAT TIME EXACTLY ARE WE GOING TO GO?? NOON??

OKAY GOOD.

BUT NOT GOOD.

THE POLICE

FUQ DA POLICE

Or maybe not I like having a clean record sIGHHHHHH.

BUT NOON YES!

rocketgruntjessica:

Fuck all the stupid comments I am reblogging this from.

This is cute.

(Source: bigpinkbunny, via spiritofthakandy)

eeeeeeeee,! so cute! AND I’M SO EXCITED OMG. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO. I. SHOULD. BE ABLE. IT’S LIKE. 50/50 CHANCE. BUT I THINK I’LL BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. sorry for the caps.

I LIVE IN CAPS IT’S OKAY

BUT YES

GOOD

50/50 IS BETTER THAN 0

BY LIKE A LOT

ALSO BY 50%

dersedreamer:

ghosti:

mrtankstarr:

ghosti:

BRO THERE IS NOTHING TO EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Why is there Ramen in the fridge.

isnt it obvious

you gotta keep your food

cool

omg this picture is so great

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